Someone who masks their hipster attitudes by dressing normally. A closet hipster doesn't physically stand out, but deep down inside, they are glaring at you for your terrible music tastes and consumerist lifestyle.
Lawrence is a closet hipster. He stands out in all the wrong ways at indie concerts and hates Coldplay.
by LK88 December 1, 2010
"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.
"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.
by GdragonBEmyhusband September 4, 2016