A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.
See also phloom.
See also phloom.
by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008
the best area in da whole of ireland, perfetly balanced, evry1 is stuk up ther own whole like in places such as blackrock and other posh areas but its not a big knacker hole like ballymun or finglas, etc.
its just rite best place 2 live EVER!!!!!!!!
its just rite best place 2 live EVER!!!!!!!!
by timmyotoole1 September 24, 2007
I haven't seen anyone as powerful as Dumbledore since the days of Clontarf.
by Blaggerz55 October 4, 2017
Clontarf is a slum in the north of dublin. Ran by zack mceown and his clontarf crip gang affiliates.
Legend says if you walk past wacko zackos house you will be chased by a bald old man with zackos head peeking in the back.
Legend says if you walk past wacko zackos house you will be chased by a bald old man with zackos head peeking in the back.
by Bungybingus April 11, 2022