clitmouse

The little mouse on a laptop that does not have a touchpad. Sits in the middle of the keyboard and looks like a clit. Some call it a trackpoint

I hate laptops because the clitmouse is impossible to use!

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clitourist

A man who won't stop and ask for
directions in bed.

"Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no
experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."

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One who travels around the world looking to have sex either through seduction or payment.

Brandon was a bad influence on his friends because he constantly organized clitourism events in Thailand.

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A woman who has visited the island of Lesbos but has not become a permanent resident.

I saw your ex holding hands with a guy on Buchanan Street the other day. I thought she was gay now, but she must have been a clitourist.

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Exploring the clitoris, like taking a tour of a girls pussy

clitourism is a rule by every guy if they dont want to get a disease b4 they smash

clitourism by P-Meizer January 2, 2010

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The foul language a woman utters as she flicks the bean to the point of orgasm.

Oh...oh....oh fuuuuuuuuck (sorry, it's my clitourettes)

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