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Clit flicker 

A guy who is a girl repellent at a party or just in general. Once a clit flicker opens his mouth, all babes and grenades alike flee the premises, just as if he violently flicked their clitoris'.
Hottie: "soooo I think this party is getting lame and we should get out of here ;) "

Ralph "oh alright well let's go to-"

Kev "HEYY WOMAN WHAS YOUR NAME! Ha! THIS BEEAR IS GOOD EY IM FROM AUUSTRALIA AND VERY LOUD"

(girl leaves)

Ralph: Kev, you fuckin clit flicker.
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Clit-flicker 

Supernatural bodice-rippers. A fantasy novel aimed at women that features a plot that has more sex scenes than plot develpement, action, ect. Basically a book designed to be held with one hand while the viewer is busy pleasuring herself along with the heroine with the other hand. The text version of a really graphic porno for women. Usually listed under "Paranormal" or "Dark Fantasy" in book stores. If you're not sure you're reading a clit-flicker, look for the obvious signs: supernatural female hero, usually a vampire or half-vampire. Male interest who's described as having the perfect body, and usually a rogue, or character who's not a fully evil character.
Laurell K. Hamilton novels these days are pretty embarrassing to read in public settings. Each one is nothing more than a clit-flicker.
Clit-flicker by Rhio2k March 12, 2009

clit flicker 

Clit flicker (clit being short for Clitoris) basically means oral sex on a woman.
"Flicking" ones tongue over a womans vagina"
woman: "I heard that the guy down the street is such an awesome clit flicker he makes girls orgasm in less than a minute!"
clit flicker by Evana rachel October 1, 2007

tommy clitflicker

a person who boycotts or opposes products made Tommy Hilfliger.
I don't buy no mudda fuckin Tommy Clitflicker handbags!
tommy clitflicker by tClitflkr August 11, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026