clinka

A small piece of smelly poo that clings to ur arse after uv had a poo. U need to use ur fingers to grab the clinka and tear it off ur bum cheek. Use a friend to do this. Andy smith has a clusta of clinkas.
Ow my clinka hurts! Pull it off Andy smith.
by Hairy Hallie October 21, 2003
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Clinka's

Debris that can be found in ones underpants
Look at the state of Alison's pants there disgusting and full of 'Clinka's
by bimblam December 14, 2007
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Clinkas

A coloquial term for shots of liquor.
"Can you get us some more clinkas Dave?"
by Murderiot December 06, 2014
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