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Clandoning

The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".
Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.
Clandoning by twinklez123 March 11, 2016

Clintoning 

The act of eating anything that is expired or unclaimed in a publicly used refrigerator.
Did someone clean out the fridge or was somebody clintoning last night.
Clintoning by Dirkala January 17, 2016

clintoning 

To make an abusive comment about someone while in their presence followed by immediately uttering "What??" with an upward inflection to trivialize and obscure said abuse.
Cut out that clintoning Shaun, you're not fooling anyone.
clintoning by Vaughan Pitt December 29, 2006
An act of trickery used when buying a round of shots when the buyer fills his shot glass with water instead of vodka. The bartender is an accomplice, paid off with a big tip.
Chad just clindened his friends again. Do they not realize that after six vodka shots Chad should be drunk, but he’s not.
clindened by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

Clendennin 

a health teacher that is a nigger and works at high school north. she gives lots of home work.
Mike- WTF that nigger gave me so much homework.
Alex- is she a nigger????!!?!?!?!
Mike- yeah fucking swamp ninja is a clendennin!!!!!!!!!!!
Clendennin by alex+mike March 18, 2009

clendining

A clendining is a rude,hurtful yet caring person who will be there for you in a tough time but will bug the hell out of you about something that's useless in real life.
Watch out he's a clendining