Clitastrophe 

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.

"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.

Clitastrophe by rapunzabel June 11, 2017

Clitastrophe 

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

Clitastrophe by clar February 6, 2005

Clitastrophe 

A BIG catastrophe caused by a clit

Girl:THIS IS A BIG CLITASTROPHE

Boy:SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Clitastrophe by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019

Clitastrophe 

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

Clitastrophe by joecuervo March 21, 2004

Clitastrophe

A disaster of clitastrophic proportions.

Oh no, my in-laws heard me cum. It's a clitastrophe.

Clitastrophe by Ronenem February 21, 2026