clepto inebriato

A person that, following the mass consumption of alcohol, turns into a compulsive thief. When sober, the clepto inebriato knows that stealing is wrong and would never do it. The thievery usually occurs soon after crossing the line between "wasted" and "blackout". Because of this, clepto inebriatos usually wake up to various possessions in their bed. These possessions typically include trophies, sunglasses, shot glasses, half full liquor bottles, and most commonly, shirts.

Once a clepto inebriato, always a clepto inebriato.

Samantha: Do you know anyone missing a bow tie or a fake fruit basket?

Kristy: No, why?

Samantha: Well, I guess I went all clepto inebriato again last night and took some stuff from that party. I just woke and I had all this random stuff on my dresser.

by Maniels November 1, 2011

Piss Clepto

A small bladdered fuck who can't stop taking pisses!

(Responding to a request to pull over at the next gas station...) "Hey! Piss Clepto! It's 5 miles up the road! This bitch rolls strong 'til we get there"

by Gadeanz January 26, 2015

going clepto

When you take shit.

You see a cd you really want, and your hand grabs for it to steal it. You are going clepto.

by killSESDSFSDF August 19, 2006

clepto diablo

one of the five founders of the great nation of CHERRYland.Also that dude that steals allz yo crap when you ain't looking...otherwise your mom

that dude is such a total clepto diablo!!!

by Cleps Wagon May 21, 2008

"kung fu clepto"

1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items

When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.

by Stephanie Akerson April 27, 2006

Ego clepto

Some one who steals people’s personality because they have not found there own true self

There just a bunch of ego cleptos changing there personality to what ever is convenient

by Ryan mallon April 9, 2023

Cultural Clepto

A person who pirates and overuses popular movie cliches/ catch phrases and tries pass it off as his or her own original.

Monday morning at the office a guy recites a movie phrase to his coworker as if it was never heard before...depicting him a cultural clepto.

"You can't handle the truth", Tom says to his co-worker when asked for the truth about a sensitive subject.

by Buck-Swenson August 12, 2011