cleaveland steamer 

Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.

"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"

cleaveland steamer by montez May 8, 2003

Cleaveland steamer 

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

Cleaveland steamer by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004

cleavland steamer 

Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.

After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.

cleavland steamer by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003

cleaveland steamer 

The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.

She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.

cleaveland steamer by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003

clevland steamer 

The act of wrapping a females face with serran wrap, and proceeding to shit on it. therefore the shit will build steam under the serran wrap.

After purchasing some reynolds wrap, i shitted on that whores face and it got all steamy.

clevland steamer by C Murdah May 19, 2005

Cleaveland Steamer 

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.

"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."

Cleaveland Steamer by Streakycheese September 29, 2007

Cleaveland Steamer 

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.

Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.

Cleaveland Steamer by Our21stzen February 12, 2003