by Jack Seabass October 20, 2020
When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls
Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.
Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang
by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016
n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."
by Dan Weyandt November 14, 2007
When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats
by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017
a promiscuous woman who follows athletes (baseball or football) usually on the college level, in the hopes of having intercourse with one of them
by Aaron Rock October 30, 2003
by fratstar1 January 18, 2011
A dildo or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.
Wow!!! Did you see Nick not fall off his chair when Rodney pushed him over? Luckily he was using his seat cleat.
by P00PSTA1NE December 31, 2016