A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).
"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"
"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."
"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."
by DDealer February 10, 2008
Used to describe the event that just took place of hooking up at a party, or in the front of a pickup, and using your socks to clean up the mess. You then continue to party sockless.
by Jordan "PIHB" Craig April 21, 2008