a clean landing

when you spray nasal spray up your nose before snorting a line

Clack Clack! That fat rack of gak I just snacked onto a clean landing

a clean landing by Poooooooooooooodonym April 15, 2026

Landlord clean 

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.

I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.

Landlord clean by Sskatz June 12, 2019

cleavland bobsleigh 

The cleavland bobsleigh is the art of using human defication as a natural lubericant on a slip and slide...

"Man I just totaly did a cleavland bobsleigh and now I am as brown as tyrone down the street!"

cleavland bobsleigh by CrispyBrownNugget.com July 1, 2015

Cleavland Car Wash

The act of defecating in the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of someone's car.

"Jake gave me a cleavland car wash and it took forever to get the corn out of the pump.

Cleavland Car Wash by Philipdatank July 11, 2011

cleavland steamer 

Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.

After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.

cleavland steamer by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003

cleavland steamer 

When after having engaged in intercourse the male or female lets his/her partner fall asleep. Then he/she takes a crap on his/her chest and run away

"I gave Carrie the old cleavland steamer so I didnt think she would be calling again"

cleavland steamer by Grat December 16, 2003

Cleavland Steamer 

A sexual act that is performed by defacating upon your partners chest.

Okay hun, it'll be 30 dollars for sex, 10 dolalrs for oral, and an additional 15 if you want to do anything colorful such as a Cleavland Steamer.

Cleavland Steamer by Jimmy Ray September 15, 2005