Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"

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Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 27, 2011

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Gunt Clan

Overview: The Gunt Clan was founded in 2004 by Zach H, Kyle "Fat Me Off" D., and Nick "Woody" W. From its humble beginnings, the Gunt Clan has grown into a powerful brotherhood, wreaking havoc on Call of Duty gamers across the world. Zach H is the acting president and chairman of the Gunt Clan. His responsibilities include, but are not limited to, seeing that league night is carried out each Thursday, planning pancake dinners, and recruiting (although some questionable additions have been carried out over his term).

Junt Clan Rivalry: The Junt Clan was founded in 2012 by Andrew "Babybuster" H, a close relative of Zach H. Andrew first grew individually in his power and strength, dedicating countless hours of his life to sharpening his Call of Duty skills. In an attempt to overthrow the Gunt Clan, Andrew recruited Terry Joseph "Tfro" and Jeremy "Arkfief" to squad up. With the help of these new additions, the Junt Clan quickly rose to power. Whisperings from the Gunt Clan such as "I can't sleep at night because of Junt" or "I'm worried we aren't the top dog anymore" have been heard for some time now. In 2019, the Junt Clan acquired the rights to Connor "StealthJaguar" C. This new recruit seems to have tipped the scales in favor of the Junt Clan. Although individual battles are often won by both clans, one thing is certain--there's a new clan in town, and the Gunt Clan better watch its back.

Junt Clan Member 1: "I just got an invite to go play gun game."
Junt Clan Member 2: "It must be from the Gunt Clan, that's all they do."

Gunt Clan by JuntClan March 4, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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