Swedish Claymore 

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.

"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."

Swedish Claymore by CheezHed21 August 22, 2011

Shit Claymore 

Shit Claymore is when a pet or person set a trap for a human by Shitting in a common entrance for said person. Often used for revenge

Zack: "so yesterday i walked in my house and my dog Little Man had shit infront of the door"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"

Shit Claymore by liljohn433 August 16, 2010

scottish claymore 

A term used to describe the penis of a man of Scottish heritage.

“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.

scottish claymore by Peter Puller May 7, 2021

Social Claymore

1. A person, who at the most inappropriate time, will say or do something that is a turn off to everyone within ear shot.

2. Add a few cans of loud mouth, and step away.

3. A social repellent to anyone around them.

1. Oh God, here comes the social claymore.......wonder what type of havoc they will reap on this occasion.

2. When he drinks he gets loud and OBnoxious.

Social Claymore by Maxperdiem May 16, 2010

Claymore Roomba 

The deadliest weapon to ever exist

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA

Claymore Roomba by LForLamo November 20, 2020

Clarence Claymore 

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore

Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

Clarence Claymore by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020

Claymore Roomba 

A defensive roomba with a claymore strapped to it.

Intruder alert? Alexa, release the claymore roomba.

Claymore Roomba by Rubbabandman January 24, 2022