clam ass 

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.

i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.

clam ass by jesse co April 4, 2008

clay ass 

When your poop is thick on your butthole over pooping and you have to wipe over and over. Resulting in using baby wipes to get your butthole clean.

Damn dude! My clay ass was so thick I had to use three baby wipes to feel clean.

clay ass by Miss Spectacular March 10, 2021

clam chowder ass bitch

A term to describe ain't shit people. Coined by Rudy of @oldiesrule4ever

Stephanie is a clam chowder ass bitch for her tweets about undocumented immigrants.

clam chowder ass bitch by Desmadrosoguey May 23, 2016

ass clam 

An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.

Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.

Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?

ass clam by ANewRetrospect February 17, 2006

Clay's ass 

The most beautiful thing ever created. Also, Wango and Tango's long lost cousins from the back woods.

I would love to slap Clay's ass.

Clay's ass by Miss Rubenita Monkeybus August 25, 2003

Ass Clamp 

When you have to go poop and you clamp your butt shut tightly

I had to shit so bad I had to ass clamp all the way to the bathroom!

Ass Clamp by Ann_Eric_Sasha December 15, 2011

tighter than a clam's ass 

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.

Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.

tighter than a clam's ass by JerseajersJea60 June 24, 2017