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A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.
The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.
clamateur by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006
Related Words

clamato juice 

clam and tomato juice
those vamps are drinking their clamato juice again
clamato juice by emboo7 April 4, 2009

clamato rimmer 

When you rim so hard that it bleeds.
Jerry was so hot, I couldn't help myself and I gave him a clamato rimmer.
clamato rimmer by Lorden January 2, 2008

clamando 

When a woman goes out without underwear. Similarly, when a man does it, it is called going "commando."
All my panties are in the laundry, so I'm going clamando today.
clamando by Rough Riding Spartan August 10, 2007

Clamantha 

A teenage clam with pink hair.
Clamantha says i am a teenage clam alot.
Clamantha by lolipopshaha June 3, 2011

London Clamato 

The act of tonguing the woman’s mudflaps and collecting the menstrual discharge while filling your cheeks like a chipmunk and swapping it into your partner’s mouth.
"Before I knew it, Stacey and I were splitting a good old London Clamato."
London Clamato by Belchkins October 26, 2009