clam jammer

An individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. A clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. While clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.

wendy: Dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid's friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.

wendy's friend: Rude!

wendy: Whateva i'm over it

by Whateva!! February 9, 2010

Clam Jammer

a slang term for penis. the jammer of the clam. the clam being the vagina.

Steve's clam jammer is on the fritz

by titanboy2793 July 31, 2008

clam jammers

Women’s high wasted jeans or shorts that jam into their clam.

Natalie was wearing those clam jammers again today. She’s got quite a camel toe.

by JDubya67 May 31, 2019

Clam Jammer

Noun; Slang for a female condom.

"I wouldn't have gotten pregnant had I used a clam jammer!"

by ThomasJohn June 10, 2012