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city-iot 

Anyone who comes into the city on weeknights and weekends from the suburbs. They don't know how to drive in city traffic, don't know where anything is located, and dine and shop at all the same resturants that they could have found back home in suburbia. Because of their urban ineptitude, cause city dwellers much frustration and angst.
Some fucking city-iot nearly ran me over today since they forgot that there are pedestrians in the city.

The city-iot broke three traffic laws just to get a spot in front of the Starbucks.
city-iot by Eric in NE April 13, 2006
A stereotypical idiot from the city. Usually loud mouthed and rude.
"There are a lot of cityiots coming to the beach for vacation." or "That guy who honked at me was such an cityiot!"
cityiot by simon00023 June 19, 2009
City Idiot (A city employee who can’t preform basic job tasks).
Look at that garbage truck driver, they are driving with the rear door open and trash is blowing out! What a Cityiot!
Cityiot by Classic Tex April 13, 2023

Cityiot Proof

To simplify a task or equipment so that a city employee can understand how to complete their task. See Cityiot definition.
We better Cityiot Proof. it put a instruction sticker on that button to explain exactly how to start the truck or they won’t figure it out.
Cityiot Proof by Classic Tex April 13, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026