tuba circus 

The cacophony of sound made by multiple noisy farts and/or bowel movements coming from multiple stalls in the mens bathroom.

I couldn't take a crap today at work; there was only one stall available in the mens bathroom and I didn't want to join the tuba circus.

tuba circus by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

ass-circus 

In normal usage, an association of assclowns; see Republican Party Republicans Trump Administration Fox News Hosts; known for exhibiting the most atrocious and egregious assclownish behavior.

However, some individuals within such associations are known for exhibiting such egregious assclownish behaviors in such extraordinary profusion and confusion that it must be inferred they are split-personalities or possessed by multiple assclown demons; see, for example: Sean Hannity Donald Trump Ivanka Trump Eric Trump Donald Trump Junior Senator McConnell or any member of the Republican Party, thus, it is proper usage to refer to these individuals as an ass-circus.

Jimmy Kinnel: "If I am an ass-clown, then you, sir Sean Hannity, are the whole ass-circus!"

ass-circus by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

citrus scale 

One of the ways to rate fanfictions. The citrus scale goes: orange, lime, lemon, and grapefruit. Though some people add other fruit in, it is mainly just those four.
Orange: Sort of the equivalent of PG-13. Doesn't really get beyond kissing
Lime: less explicit than a lemon, but still has sexual content. Characters do not have sex in a lime, but it is pretty close.
Lemon: Probably the one you will hear of the most. The characters in a lemon have s-e-x
Grapefruit: This one has two definitions. One is a really weird lemon or lime. The other is non-consensual sex. The second definition can be written as g-rape-fruit sometimes.

Pie1: hey, what is that story pie3 is writing on the citrus scale?
Pie2: errr...lime
Pie1: WHY NO LEMON
Pie2: you're weird....

citrus scale by icecreamistasty February 22, 2015

Circus Jiffy 

When a girl gives a blowjob while doing a handstand.

My girlfriend gave me a insane Circus Jiffy last night.

Circus Jiffy by B@B February 16, 2014

Circus Meat 

The meat usually served by fast food restaurants consisting of ground up old circus animals.

The lips, arseholes, and giblets of old tired circus camels, elephants, zebras, monkeys, circus performers and carnies.

Grade D meat not fit for human consumption.

The contents of your last whopper/big-mac or steak soft taco.

Anything on the dollar menu.

Jumbo the Elephant was looking very tired at the last circus if he does not improve his act he may get sold off for circus meat.

The meat served last night at the burger joint defiantly consisted of circus meat mostly filler.

Circus Meat by bladjee November 10, 2009

circus catch 

A circus catch is a highly athletic catch in football or baseball which looks like a circus stunt!

Wow, did you see that circus catch A.J. Brown made!

circus catch by I, Wreckerrr December 6, 2020

seagrams citrus orange

Type in Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water on urban dictionary to see the full definition

Guy 1: Yo why isnt Seagrams Citrus Orange defined?

Guy 2: Yo it is, you just gotta type in "seagrams citrus orange seltzer water" on urbandictionary

seagrams citrus orange by seagramscitrusorangeseltzerwat December 18, 2013