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circumnavigate

To have sex on every continent, hence to cir-cum-navigate.
Finally! My wife and I have always wanted to circumnavigate the Earth. We finally took this cruise to Antarctica, and when they finally let us off we did it! The best part is you can just finish anywhere and no one will notice because everything's all white.
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circumsnatch

The art of destroying others characters through political debates because of sexual infidelities.
It's like Pomp & Circumsnatch...also Pump and Circumsnatch would be a good porn title.
circumsnatch by ljayne October 3, 2012

circumnavivent 

When one is going to fart, takes a walk around the building or car before going in to let off.
Before returning to the office, Andrew was outside after lunch circumnaviventing around the building.
circumnavivent by Dougal Pookey April 23, 2014

ethical circumnavigation 

describes the process of maliciously circumnavigating, or "going around" an ethical dilemma.
By redefining certain citizens as "Undesirables", Adolf Hitler practiced ethical circumnavigation.

circumenvy 

A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised but badly wish they were. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women love the circumcised head and just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!
Luis felt a sudden pang of circumenvy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of Josh's circumdick and cursed his parents for not slicing off his gross foreskin.
circumenvy by cirkedboi November 8, 2012

circumindecision 

A half jewish youth.
He was in a state of circumindecision

circumensa 

A singular word for describing a group of people sitting around a table. Comes from the Latin words for 'around' and 'table'. "Circum" (Around) + "Mensa" (Table) = "Circumensa" (People around a table)
Person 1: "Hey, look at the circumensa of that table over there"
Person 2: "Ikr, they look like a bunch of losers"
circumensa by Georgios Maniakes February 19, 2018