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cincinnati surprise 

v. When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.
My friend threw up in my house and didnt clean it so he got a cincinnati surprise

Cincinnati Sunrise

When a guy wakes up his female counterpart by repeatedly pulling his morning wood back to his belly button and hitting her in the face with it.
Jessica was oversleeping, until I gave her a Cincinnati Sunrise.

cinncinatti sunrise 

when a male has a raging boner in the morning while his bitch is sleeping and pulls it up towards his stomache and lets go and it slaps his female in the face waking her up.
"i gave sherry a cinncinatti sunrise this morning"
cinncinatti sunrise by camdick March 30, 2008

Cincinnati Sunrise

Tactfully placing a fresh fecal deposit on your victim's windshield prior to a snowstorm.

When they come out and defrost their vehicle the next morning, they will be greeted with a Cincinnati Sunrise. 🌈
Dude, I just left the new principal a Cincinnati Sunrise.

Cincinnati Surprise 

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.
He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026