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getting churned 

Putting a stick of butter in your asshole then getting ass fucked
I love getting churned by my husband
getting churned by Kirchoffer January 12, 2016

Get [her] butter churned 

The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.
"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."
The act of performing a 180 degree turn in Halo while simultaneously connecting with a head-shot and shouting "GET CHURNED MOTHER FUCKER"...and making butter.
GET CHURNED BITCH.
Churned by Poopooplatter89 July 2, 2012

Churned Shlontent 

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.
I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!
Churned Shlontent by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023

Green Bay butter churned 

The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.
Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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