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57.
An oversized, abrasive and disagreeable person.
Don't speak to me like that - you're behaving like a church.
by Narn May 04, 2005
 
58.
Church is another word for a strip club.

The guys go to church at least once a week, preferably on Thursday nights.

by Cynthia August 27, 2003
 
59.
A pitiful character known to now reside in the small outback town of Adelaide. Held responsible for the introduction of the Cleveland Steamerinto this town. Also known as a pathetic rum swilling, almost-root getting, underage chasing, Franker and Ronner, many shot taking baller who had the misfortune to share a house with Allaaaaaaan and Captain Morganic.
Why did you go to Greenwood Church?
To get a 16 yr old cu&^t out!
by maskedjohn March 18, 2005
 
60.
to church-out somoeone out is the same as ratting a person out. To blow up their spot.
Don't church me out. Teacher could right up a student and you could say: "Don't church me out"

by alexis lorraine November 18, 2005
 
61.
song by outkast about a place of worship
"Sometimes life can keep you down, with your face all in the dirt/
Now if you feel that left behind, need to get up and go to
church"
by jewsus April 19, 2005
 
62.
That strange place in your town that everyone believes people should go to, but no one actually goes to.
Guy: Hmm, today is Easter. Should I go to church or go buy my girlfriend something? Nah, I think I'll just sleep in.
by BusinessMan February 06, 2005
 
63.
A somewhat useful being in an online shooter game. Usually used in scrims to teamkill. Used for pilot target practive
The favorite game of the Das clan is 'Bomb Church'
by DasChurch September 18, 2003