Chuntress 

The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.

(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).

Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."

Chuntress by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) November 29, 2010

cuntpression

Anytime a woman and/or her vagina causes your life to enter a tailspin.

My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.

cuntpression by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014

Cuntress 

A cuntress is a woman (or gay man, or anyone you like, really) who is both cunty and a prophetess. She is photogenic, and slays everything she does by simply existing. She knows she's a stunning and powerful woman and she flaunts that fact. Contrary to popular belief, it *is* a compliment.

"Wow, Yeojin has proven herself a cuntress yet again."

Cuntress by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020

Chuntress 

The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.

(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).

Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."

Chuntress by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) December 1, 2010

cuntress 

a female who MAY look and certainly act's like their shit don't stink,have the personality of a lawn mower, and are the biggest bitch in the world. Their wardrobe often consists of burberry and gucci.

That girl isn't a cunt, she's a CUNTRESS

cuntress by John December 6, 2003

Cuntress 

CUNTRESS

WAY worse than calling a girl cunt.
Its like a lioness or princess. Ultimate.
Spoiled bitch.

Jody:I think your such a faggot, get out of my house.

Joshua:Why are you such a Cuntress right now?

Cuntress by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008

Cuntress 

The hierarchy of slang terms for contemptible women (and sometimes men) is as follows:
-Bitch
-Fucking Bitch
-Cunt
-Cuntress

A cuntress is someone whom has gone beyond the pale in their acts and attitude towards others. Often recognizable by an unwarranted sense of entitlement, and being so tasteless that videos of beheadings on Al Jazeera seem classy by comparison. Many interactions with cuntresses often end in cuntastrophes.

"There is this girl in my PolySci class, dude she's a total cuntress."

Cuntress by SeelieSidhe May 23, 2015