chumpsketball 

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group

I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!

chumpsketball by kmfrayed April 18, 2012

Chumpster 

A bully, bad guy, person of shady influence.

Listen my boy, you want to avoid the chumpsters of the world.

Or

That guy’s just a chumpster, don’t listen to him!

Chumpster by Fadda August 29, 2018

chumpsies

Chumpsies is used to point out when someone is embarrassed, defeated, or tricked.

You just tripped! Chumpsies...haha chumpsies!

chumpsies by Chieftan August 8, 2006

gnome chumpsky 

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.

Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"

gnome chumpsky by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011

Chumpsky

A person who is such a chump that "Chump" would be warranted as part of their last name. Alternatively, a chump who is smaller, the younger sibling of, or acts like a chump to less of a degree than a real chump.

Chump: Hey guys!
Everyone: Whatup chumpsky?

Yannick: Yaow Yaow!
NetStryke: shut the fuck up chumpsky.
Yannick: *cries*

Homie: Yo what's poppin chump?
Chump: Hey dog..
Homie: Why you so down? Oh I know why, your girl's out bangin dat dude again huh?
Chump: Fuck you man!
Homie: Haha, man I thought yo last name was Chumpsky the way you're gettin chumped!

Chumpsky by netstryke November 26, 2005

Chumpkey 

(adj.) Pronounced shump-kee. Loosely defined as something that has no value, is of poor construction, or generally undesirable in every way.

Ex. Tom: I bought all my Christmas gifts at Walmart this year.

Jerry: Wow that is pretty chumpkey dude.

Ex. I bought a used car and it was a chumpkey piece of shit.

Chumpkey by maoedge December 27, 2011

cumpsee 

A game where someone pisses in a jar, and someone cumpsees in a jar. There is a woman holding a baguette involved, she is blindfolded and asked to dip the baguette in a jar of her choice then eat the baguette. Loss either way for her, whilst the other to (usually men) can sit around and win either way because it's funny.!

Hey, Keypad, do you want to play Cumpsee?

cumpsee by Goddamitfml December 10, 2016