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Chumped out 

(verb: Chump-out) When someone directs an especially clever or witty insult to some one such that the receiving party hasn't any possible come back. This is a non-confrontational insult that is commonly used in passing and non fighting manner and would be used between friends.

(noun: Chump-out) The clever hurled insult which is in fact true. A chump-out can be used in defense of a previous comment or on an offensive basis such that there would not be any retort from the other party.

(adjective: Chumped-out) The shame associated with being a victim of a clever insult. Chumped-out
University '1' student (Chumpee): "Hey nerd, where's your calculator? I need you to do some calculations for me!"

University '2' student (Chumper): " Any calculations that YOU'D need to do, I could do in my head."

(other University '1' student overhearing exchange: "YOU JUST GOT CHUMPED OUT LIKE A BIOTCH!"
Chumped out by THESHAFT April 2, 2010

crumped out 

To flake out on plans with your best friend.
My boy and I was gonna hang out Friday but that fucktard crumped out on me.
crumped out by Zombieeaters December 7, 2012

Crumped out 

To space out. Unresponsive to questions. Starring into space while someone is talking to you.
Man, that dude was crumped out, all he said was 'huh'
Crumped out by topgas March 17, 2010

chimped out 

When your psychiatrist has you on such an exotic blend of medications, that you begin to wonder if you are the the half-way mark between animal testing and human trials.
My Doc has me chimped out on so many medications that I have no idea what they are for.
chimped out by Schmebar June 3, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026