a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.

history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*

Winston Churchill by theatrenerd24601 May 23, 2019

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Churchianity

A term coined by Bible teacher Richard Pope during a sermon characterizing the condition of the modern-day Christian Church and how different it's teachings are from the original ideas and message of the historical Jesus.

XYZ Church is just another example of Churchianity. Jesus never taught the things the pastor said in this morning's sermon.

Churchianity by AgapeGuru July 20, 2010

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Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

Winston Churchill's ashtray by griggy June 20, 2011

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Chuchichästli

A kitchen cupboard in Swiss German language. Swiss people abroad like to teach taxidrivers, scuba-teachers, waiters and beggars to say "Chuchichästli". Haha, very funny.
Also: Swiss tourists.

"Look at the ugly sunburn the two Chuchichästlis got!"

Chuchichästli by fifo December 25, 2003

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