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Cumchucks 

Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.
Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.
Cumchucks by rss1782 September 2, 2020

chumchuckles 

Masturbation involving dog food; Chum in particular.
Yo Billy Boy, Wanna get Ill tonight?

I can't, I'm gonna be at home having me some chumchuckles.
chumchuckles by Eldrainos September 7, 2009

Cumchucks 

Typically performed by an individual and two well endowed men, the individual jerks the men off until orgasm then swings their flaccid dicks around like nunchucks whilst shouting 80’s Kung fu noises.
Vicky: Look Ma I’m just like Bruce Lee kiai!
Ma: You sure do love those cumchucks
Cumchucks by Thotham July 30, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026