You're walking down the street, suddenly you feel imense pain in your face. Meanwhile, 3000 miles away, Chuck Norris is merely thinking of a time he round house kicked one of your decendants.
If at first you don't suceed then don't try parachuting. This is not a definition, Chuck Norris hate that I have to fill in the blanks. Thanks for the hassle.
by Harry2151 June 15, 2007
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I love the man, but I'm not going to go on with that, but rather prove a point to all the "Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris" bitches out there... Whose still alive? and how do you think Brandon Lee died?
As for Jackie Chan, He was in the movie The Tuxedo, instantly stripping him of his testicles.
Steven Segal is mounted above Chuck Norris' fireplace in his oklahoma home. Before he was locked in a cage and randomly and submissively beaten by chuck.
Jean Claude Van Damme died in a freak "had an appendage hastily removed after doing the splits on a chair and one of the chairs being roundhouse kicked out from underneath him" accident.
Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
Luckily for Mr. T., him and Chuck Norris have remained good friends throughout the years.
that covers any and every possible martial aritst/ t.v. badass ever.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

by Ranger Rimjob August 8, 2006
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There is no theory of evolution, only species Chuck Norris allows to live.
"The Dodo bird ceased to exist when one shit on Chuck Norris."
by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008
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Chuck norris is the all american hero he is amazing and uber
Chuck Norris won ww2 vietnam kicked out sadaam while making love to an amazing hot supermodel
by Yo September 9, 2004
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v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred
Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.
by the colonel March 30, 2005
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he will rape you if you lay a finger on him so screw off
look its chuck norris, lets get his autograph but make sure he doesnt kick your ass.
by esteban bag October 18, 2004
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