by Tony G in Florida May 19, 2007
A person, who got a high reputation due to some kids' high imagination. Chuck Norris is nothing, but an un-attractive person who's physically weak as a fly. The whole truth about him, will be revealed on the example below:
by MoonLightGr89 April 5, 2009
by Oakie Oakerson June 9, 2006
This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
by Tyler Colvin January 25, 2008
One of the world's most annoying person, behind Spongebob, Trolls, and Joe Jonas.
He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"
People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!
See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds
He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"
People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!
See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds
Douchebag: OMGZ! CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WE'RE IN A RECESSION, HE GOTZ ALL THE MONEY!
Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive
Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!
Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive
Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!
by therocker6 June 24, 2010
Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as
the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas
Strangers.
the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas
Strangers.
by Fraser Sanderson May 4, 2006
There was a definition here, but Chuck Norris found it to be less than satisfying. He proceeded to kill the author and bang his wife, and the dog.
Chuck Norris invented Judisim. When Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris thought it tasted shitty so he roundhouse kicked Jesus and he died. Ever since then, the Jews are afraid to believe in Jesus.
by The GSpotter August 10, 2006