When you’re jazzed About your food delivery order, so you wank it while you wait.
Dude I can’t wait for this sushi, it’s giving me grub hub chub rub.
by Mycatlego July 20, 2021
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This be when you girl has had a long day and desires a massage, but all you want to do is fuck. So you tell her to lay on the bed. Whip your dick out and start beating the shit out of her body with it. Guaranteed to satisfy both. Feels good for her and fun for you. It's chubba wacking to the extreme.
When ever my hoe comes home tired and beat up, I just whip out my dick and beat her up even more. She loves a good massage, but hates when I get it in her hair. You can't win em' all.
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by Griz November 23, 2004
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An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.
Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.
by Mashfan777 September 25, 2015
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A common british term for when your things rub together frequently and cause sores and a very bad rash, and in bad cases cause bleeding. (This usually happens to people with big/thick thighs hence the name 'Chub' most commonly occurs at the beach with sand or if there are tears in their pants where the things meet)
Damnit i got some serious Chub-Rub
*sees red thighs* Jesus thats some bad Chub-Rub!
by goth_boy975 April 13, 2022
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Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.
Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.
by kinkybabysteps July 18, 2022
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When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member
"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "
by Tjmb553 May 20, 2023
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