chronophage
chronophage by 3nigm4 May 31, 2007
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chronophobic
1. Afraid of time. Scared to think of future changes and eventual death that awaits us all.
2. Afraid of chronic. Dad got high and hit mom when you were a kid, now the sight of chronic gives you the chills and makes you want to throw up in your mouth.
2. Afraid of chronic. Dad got high and hit mom when you were a kid, now the sight of chronic gives you the chills and makes you want to throw up in your mouth.
1. I took a sledgehammer to my clock because I'm chronophobic
2. I took a sledgehammer to some stoner at a party because I'm chronophobic.
2. I took a sledgehammer to some stoner at a party because I'm chronophobic.
chronophobic by G3CKO December 26, 2011
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Chronophagus
(Cron-off-oh-gus) A synonym to replace "time consuming" *Chron* being the prefix meaning time and the esophagus being the canal you consume things with, it only makes sense for chronophagus to be a synonym for time consuming.
1. This essay is so chronophagus, it's taking forever.
2. Boiling water is such a chronophagus thing to do.
2. Boiling water is such a chronophagus thing to do.
Chronophagus by Phoebe Sanchez October 11, 2017
Chronophilic Orientation
A romantic or sexual orientation tied to a chronophilia. For some chronophiles, their sexual or romantic orientation isn't the same when it comes to adults VS minors. For example, a non-exclusive pedophile could be attracted to children of multiple genders or all genders while only being attracted to one gender of adults. This implies that there may be a separate sexuality or romantic orientation for some chronophiles that only applies to people within their chronophilic age of attraction.
Chronophilic Orientation by Shugunou February 17, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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