Crohns Disease 

Crohns disease is a form of inflammatory bowel disease that occurs in the intestines. Living with this untreated is a real bitch, and I had to because doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with me until they decided to stick a camera up my ass. Symptoms I experienced were intense stomach pain after eating that felt like I was digesting rocks, zero apatite, and constant fatigue that ultimately leads to feeling like shit all the time. It sucks, but once diagnosed and put on treatment it just becomes an annoyance.

Person: Hey, you seem tired and haven't eaten much all day. You okay?
Me: Yeah, It's just Crohns Disease.

Crohns Disease by Paul Oh June 9, 2014

crohns

One bitch of a disease. Common in causing messed up stomachs, but can in fact be used as an excuse for anything possible.

Why didn't you do your homework?
I have crohns.
Why did your mom die?
She had crohns.
How'd your dad get so smart?
He has crohns.

crohns by T Cash December 16, 2005

crohns

very painful intestinal disease that lasts a persons entire life. depending on severity the person can be on a small amount of medicine to a large amount of pills plus an IV injection every 2 months.

He was going to chill with us tonight but his crohns started to flare now he can't get off the toilet.

crohns by shaggy dan March 18, 2008

chrons 

Great, high quality, marijuana

"I only smoke chrons, none of that shitty regs"
"I got some gans for 45 an eighth, or some good chrons for 75"

chrons by OG Gooch Man January 15, 2009

Crohnson 

An person who is Very extreme.

Josh Is a Crohnson

Crohnson by Dr. Phillip Randall Jackson Pueblo III May 9, 2003

chronskies

Chron with the verb tense skies in it.

"You got dem chronskies?"
you know how i jus luuuuv my chronskieees
CHRONSKIES!

chronskies by Tony Sergi October 11, 2007

chrons 

A euphemism for marijuana. Derived from "Chronic", an older, established euphemism.

"I just came up on some chrons, you wanna join me in a session?"

chrons by Choppy February 17, 2003