Christmas card terms 

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.

Christmas card terms by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009

Christmas Card Friend 

A Christmas Card Friend is someone you never hear from except for the Christmas card that shows up in your mailbox every December.

I never hear from Joe anymore except when I receive his holiday card in the mail. He's become a total Christmas Card Friend.

Christmas Card Friend by LJ at BBCD September 2, 2012

Christmas Card 

The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.

"You want a Christmas Card? I'll give you a Christmas Card...."

Christmas Card by anonymousluser September 25, 2005

Christmas Card Chicken 

When you've decided you want to decrease the number of Christmas cards you send out every year, so you decide to send cards only to people who send you one first. However, this can backfire if someone on your potential list is using the same tactics. This results in a standoff and ultimately no card exchange between the two of you. This does help solve the original problem, though.

I decided to play Christmas Card Chicken with my second cousin Jennifer, because I didn't want to waste a stamp on her unless I get a card from her first. However, I haven't gotten one from her, so she's probably waiting to get one from me first. I guess we can just be facebook friends instead.

Christmas Card Chicken by Skinnygirl December 4, 2009

Merry Christmiscarriage 

The experience of a joyful holiday season due to the loss of an unwanted fetus.

I was thinking for your Christmas present this year, I would push your pregnant baby mama down a staircase so that she loses the child.. Merry Christmiscarriage!

Merry Christmiscarriage by Funnyman83 November 20, 2011

Boomerang Christmas Card

A Christmas card you only receive because you first sent a Christmas card to the sender and the sender has now been guilted into sending a card to you. Boomerang Christmas cards often arrive after Christmas has already passed.

You received a Christmas card from the Collins family - wow, that's impressive!" "No biggie, it's just a Boomerang Christmas Card because they received our card last week.

Boomerang Christmas Card by IndySparkPlug January 4, 2011

You're off my Christmas card list 

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

You're off my Christmas card list by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014