To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."
#christmas tree #facial #ejaculate #beard #tinsel
by Prada Glasses July 10, 2008
A word for the wonderful plant salvia or the process of smoking said plant.
Worker1: "Haha, I bought the best christmas tree ever"
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."
#xmas tree #salvia #smoking #salvia divinorum #hallucinogenic herb #mint #tree #christmas
by Yodia January 19, 2006
(n.) Slag.
(n.) Female who likes to open her legs often.
"That girl keeps her legs in the shape of a Christmas tree all year long."

or

"That bitch is Christmas!"
#christmas #winter #snowy #slut #slag
by Ox Vox April 06, 2008
When you and a friend are tagging the same broad (one in front, one behind) and you high five each other.
"We totally christmas tree'd that chick last night, eh?"
#christmas #tree #jingle #bells #high #five
by jibe July 29, 2006
A double dose of extasy in one pill; very dangerous for your health, too.
I hella tripped out from that christmas tree yesterday
by Lacrimatamine March 31, 2005
when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree
dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.
#christmas #tree #blowjob #handjob #sex #dirty #cunt #hairy #vagina #pussy #lips #dick #fuck #you #cock #big
by nickchandler February 25, 2009
when you take a cone shaped concoction, usually resembling a miniature christmas tree, to clean out your butthole.
Dude: Oh man, I just took a thick ass shit!
Dude#2: Did you christmas tree last night?
#dildo #douchebag #asshole #butthole #dingleberry #gank
by stoopidface21 December 09, 2007
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