Christmas Tree

Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).
I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.
by Banebdeath December 12, 2010
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Christmas Tree

I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.
by freebjs June 20, 2010
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christmas trees

What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.
Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.
by Kiwi April 27, 2004
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Christmas Tree

When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)
dude i totally got christmas treed last night.
by coheed92 October 16, 2010
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Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."
by Prada Glasses July 11, 2008
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Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.
If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.
by Mr.Illumanti January 06, 2020
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Christmas Tree

A bowl of weed topped off with a bump of cocaine,looking like a pine tree after the first snow.
Pol: "Yo, Tito came over with blow and put it on that last bowl."

K-Dawg:" No shit, homie hooked us up with a Christmas Tree."
by Tito_el_Bambino November 18, 2016
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