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jesus cunting christ 

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).
Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??

Christcunt 

A really rude and disrespectful Christian who does not accept other people's beliefs and uses their own beliefs to justify bad actions
That old Christian lady chastised me for being an atheist. She was a complete Christcunt.
Christcunt by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018

Christcentric

A biased Christian point of view
Stop being so Christcentric. Many non-Christians also believe in God you know?
Christcentric by tory borty November 14, 2012

christcount 

An item that is heavily discounted for the holidays (usually Christmas). Often used when referring to gifts you buy for yourself.
"Is that a new TV?" "Yeah, I saw it on a pretty good Christcount so I had to get it"
christcount by Saint_Nikorasu December 8, 2013

cunthead chris 

Chris is that guy who is a bit of a cunthead, he is usually classed as a willey muncher
Cunthead chris is a willey muncher
cunthead chris by Nuncuck90 September 12, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026