Chris Berman

Worst thing that ever happened to sports broadcasting. Is considered to be the transfat oozing, prostate cancer causing, racoon piss smelling, face of ESPN.

Son: "I want to be like Chris Berman when I grow up dad!"
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.

Chris Berman by YourGirlMyHouse November 23, 2011

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Chris Berman

The greatest sports newscaster alive. He is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. He created the noise WHOOOOP!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles.

He's running out of running room, WHOOOOP!, into the endzone!

DA-RAID-AHS!

Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is!

Chris Berman by Captain White Power September 8, 2008

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The Chris Berman

While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."

We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.

The Chris Berman by Bigsexwill January 26, 2011

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Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.

When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman

Chris Beaman by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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