The fleshy extremity that excretes body temperature (possibly hotter) microscopic babies at a high rate of fire.
by Backdoor Cyrus June 1, 2019
A cock.
I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.
by pentozali December 24, 2011
The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.
Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.
by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019