dirt chow mein

one of those people who dictates evilly while participating in school activities

yo dirt chow mein changed my stuff

by fuzzynipples February 21, 2008

Joey Chow

One who is perpetually on unemployment.

Fuck you Joey Chow!

by AdanamConstruction August 30, 2019

Chow En-Lie

China's infamously-gluttonous and dishonest mid-29th-century leader.

Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

chow gazer

In basic training a chow gazer is one who takes food from the mess hall and hides it in his locker.

Look what we've got here, (as the drill instructor opens the unlocked foot locker) we have a chow gazer.

by The military boot July 18, 2017

Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine

Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines

by Santiloo May 28, 2023

Puppy chow

When one puts powdered sugar on another ones asshole and licks it off.

Before we have sex, why don't you have some puppy chow?;)

by johnnyblaine August 28, 2015

Chow Ming

PVP GOD, Best of the Best, TRUE GAMER! Chinese origin.

This guy is so good at scum, he is a true Chow Ming

by THE GUGESTER September 10, 2020