China's infamously-gluttonous and dishonest mid-29th-century leader.
Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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