A drunk, irresponsible, irritating and repulsive male of Scandinavian decent. Chovy's can be easily spotted: they often wear green, stare at their own ass and go canoeing at 3:30am.
If you see a Chovy don't despair - you'll rarely see one out after 10:00 pm more than two nights in a row. Should you come across one of these hideous creatures; back up very slowly and return to the cottage.
Synonyms: Turbo, Ass Muncher
"Oh great! Someone stole the crabs from my trap. What a F****** Chovy that guy must have been"