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chornography 

Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.
Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"

Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"
chornography by calicoblondie March 11, 2011
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divine choreography 

An event, experience or occurrence that surpasses excellence like a perfectly choreographed dance created by a higher intelligence, source or by the divine .
It was Divine Choreography after my car spun off a dark blizzardy rural highway, when a vehicle a two strangers showed up out of thin air and pulled me and my car out of the ditch.
divine choreography by MarijaF September 19, 2020

strip choreography 

the art of teaching dancers how to stage strip dances; strip-teasing dancing.
Formerly a strip-teaser, she now teaches strip choreography to new aspirants.
strip choreography by uttam maharjan November 23, 2011

choreography 

the latest known/ taught dance moves
cleo taught me this choreography for the dance friday
choreography by salsa stepper March 13, 2009

Bite Choreography

Planning your last bite of a multi-food meal a few moves ahead of time, so your last bite gives your meal a satisfying finale.
Our holiday meal was so delicious, I planned a little bite choreography toward the end so my palate got to savor my most favorite food for the finale of my meal.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026