chopse 

to talk back to, be mean

Me: Did u do anything fun today?
Welsh Bitch: Yeah Chopse to a Portuguese dude.
Me: WTF does chose mean.
Welsh Bitch: To talk back or be mean.
Me:W/E bitch

chopse by anonymous2342343242343242342342 June 26, 2008

woke up and chose violence 

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.

The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.

woke up and chose violence by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023

chopped cheese 

sandwich sold at new york delis, originated in harlem, it is also sold in the bronx. it is made up of chopped up beef, lettuce, mayo and ketchup.

ock: what u want?

customer: lemme get a chopped cheese

chopped cheese by kobexv June 25, 2020

Chooser 

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

pumpin pork chops 

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.

Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!

pumpin pork chops by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

woke up and chose chaos 

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.

I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!

woke up and chose chaos by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

Chopeyes 

A name for your eyes when you're High/Chopped AF.

Mike: Pass that blunt bro.
Sid: You sure man? I don't want you to get too chopped.
Mike: Trust, I got this!

Sid: Aight bro. *Passes blunt
Mike: *Hits blunt
Sid: Holy fuck dude! You got Chopeyes already 😂

Chopeyes by LTD1337 May 4, 2017