for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job
Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.
by makavelli sager February 10, 2005
Can you define these popular missing words?
The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.
Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.
by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015
The act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf. The sound a disc golf disc makes when hitting a tree
How was your disc golf game today? Not too good, I was chopping wood all day long
by Deibert June 25, 2010