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noun. Scottish slang. A "choob" is a tube. Short for tube-steak. A tube steak is a penis. And therefore , anyone who acts like a dick. Can be equally applied to males or females.
"Dinnae bother wi' that guy - he's just a choob."
by peebles76 August 20, 2009
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A gamer who is unable to handle when they die, and often calls the other players "hackers" with no evidence to back it up. If you think their play style indicates an inferior intellect, well you'd be right. Just your average butthurt gamer.
Stop being such a Choob, Andrew. That kill was legit.
by The Old Khanye February 13, 2017
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"Gosh, Johnny is being such a choob!"
"I know, it was such a choob move to ask out the quarterback's girlfriend"
by Broomsweepsweep June 07, 2016
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Someone who is choosing to be a noob.
by 70M June 14, 2007
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someone who is part chode, part noob.
(can sometimes describe fat whales)
"You frickn' choob! Stop getting fatter!"
by bad.ass.db July 25, 2008
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that space between the neck and the boobs on a girl, that is sort of squishy, and is pretty much part of le boob.
"I was feeling her choobs, making my way to the tittays when her mom walked in."
by DI-Unit July 20, 2006
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a chinese noob who is superasian.
wang lee ching chow chong is such a choob.
by alex35664147 October 10, 2007
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