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choke 'n' puke

Any fast food establishment serving things of dubious quality.
ie McDonalds, burger king,or those random little places on the corner...
Hey im gonna stop at the choke'n'puke and get a cartlidge burger!

Choke n' Stroke 

is when someone dies of auto-erotic asphyxiation
"what ever happened to David Carradine???"

"oh.. you didn't hear? He went out by the ole choke n' stroke"
Choke n' Stroke by StunningLD January 10, 2013

Choke n jerk 

When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.
“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”

choke n puke

truck with hot food for factory workers in california
just hit return key & log off! choke n puke truck is here.
Hot cupper choke n puke eggs.
Good morning sunshine choke n puke truck is in the parking lot ima dumgard..
choke n puke by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

choke 'n' puke

A foul odored (and foul tasting) substance, similar to gruel, usually served in correctional institutions and sometimes public schools. Usually a grey or brown viscous liquid with chunks of pseudo meat (usually dog food) in it.
Every Monday and Friday morning, the jail house serves Choke 'N' Puke for breakfast.
choke 'n' puke by Curtis Coombs January 21, 2006

Choke 'N Soak 

A violent sex act involving manual strangulation, followed by urinating on the victum, sometimes into the mouth. Ususally the intercoarse is mutually agreed upon, but the asphyxia is not.
"This bitch would not give me head so I gave her the Choke 'N Soak and threw 20 bucks at her to clean herself up...what a fuckpig!"
Choke 'N Soak by rsvp2rip August 4, 2009