choid

Another name for a child, or someone who behaves like a child. Comes from a typo of the word "child."

These choids shouldn't be allowed in this NSFW chat.

by Laffle January 18, 2021

a penis that is fat and short. usually wider than it is long

by Josh March 26, 2003

A choid is a kid who hasnt developed their own political opinions

Your a choid

by bigdaddydrahcir March 31, 2021

Harrison has a choid.

by cranemamba October 30, 2017

The undular aspect of the waistrel. Usually found adjacent to the populous blongada.

"Blake's choid was adjacent to the populous blongada."

by Blake Choid July 25, 2003

Choide

pn.) A "duct tape” word. Used to describe a noun in a positive or negative way.

1. Man! That’s two of the most awesome choides I know.
2. Man! That is the most ignorant choide on the face of the earth.

by jarrodsmight September 28, 2009

Someone who smiles and giggles a lot for no reason. Someone who is always cheerful and often voted labour.

Choid: “Marky don’t get angry. Ha ha ha ha ha.”
Marky: “grr” (followed by the ademance theor)

by Choidlabour May 7, 2019