Choide

pn.) A "duct tape” word. Used to describe a noun in a positive or negative way.

1. Man! That’s two of the most awesome choides I know.
2. Man! That is the most ignorant choide on the face of the earth.

by jarrodsmight September 28, 2009

choid

Another name for a child, or someone who behaves like a child. Comes from a typo of the word "child."

These choids shouldn't be allowed in this NSFW chat.

by Laffle January 17, 2021

choid

a penis that is fat and short. usually wider than it is long

"that boy looks like JT's penis, he is short and fat.

by Josh March 26, 2003

choid

A choid is a kid who hasnt developed their own political opinions

Your a choid

by bigdaddydrahcir March 31, 2021

choid

A dick that is fat and short af.

Harrison has a choid.

by cranemamba October 30, 2017

Choid

Someone who smiles and giggles a lot for no reason. Someone who is always cheerful and often voted labour.

Choid: “Marky don’t get angry. Ha ha ha ha ha.”
Marky: “grr” (followed by the ademance theor)

by Choidlabour May 7, 2019

choids

Noun (plural) • Short for Munchoids. Any food you eat after drinking and or smoking too much. True munchoids require conflict sometimes in the form of aggressive delivery men, drunker dudes or police.

We just ruined our brains and livers, let's get some Choids.

by Kenny Bloggins September 7, 2006