chod

A person who uses an online service such as a chat room, forum or multi-player game with the sole purpose of spoiling other people's enjoyment. This person might post chat room messages repeatedly, or with a huge font, shoot their own team members in a game or scream down the microphone just to annoy.

Since we banned users from ***.COM, our forum is now 99% chod free!

by Mr Bilbo May 19, 2005

chod

crap found at the bottom of the lake!

in the autumn when the leaves fall it forms chod at the bottom of the lake!

by alice & dan October 21, 2006

chod

a cock

she said i had a big chod

by paulos October 23, 2003

chod

The vocalised flotsam and jetsum of the mind - random thoughts that get expressed, or just complete blather. As a verb, the act of vocalising these thoughts.

1. There was a lot of chod at the meeting.

2. Jim chodded out a particularly lengthy anecdote

by Chodder August 23, 2005

chod

Jizz, spunk, cream, man milk, sloppy jalopy.

her face was flecked with chod.

by [D]Mr Cream T October 14, 2003

chod

A superhot glowing piece of hashish that falls out end of a lit joint

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"bollocks i've just got another fucking chod-burn on my car seat"

"watch where you smoke that, i dont want any chods on my new carpet"

by Jelboy May 19, 2006

chod

someone who is fat, or a bit of a greedy twat. bit of a chonga 'see chonga'

'you fat chod!!'

by bade July 24, 2003